Link 10 Jun 44,565 notes http://gay-mo.tumblr.com/post/52625555326/assfcuker-ok-so-lemme-do-a-short-thing-about»

assfcuker:

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things

1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body  (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.

2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.

if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit. 

Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.

The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births. 

Anyone who tells you differently is dumb.

Video 8 Jun 48 notes

foxsoccer:

One of the great cliches in football is that there are no easy games - wrong!

When Jordan played Kuwait in a Women’s Asian Cup Qualifier, it knew it was in for an easy game. Kuwait’s women’s team, for all its courage, just isn’t very good.

Kuwait, which played their first international game just three years ago in 2010, lost their first qualifier against Uzbekistan 0-18, so the 21-0 scoreline in this one shouldn’t have surprised anyone. However, watching the goals makes it even more apparent how thoroughly outmatched they look on the pitch.

Clearly, the Kuwait women’s soccer program is a work in process and we wish them all the best. But allow us just one suggestion: start by developing some goalkeepers, preferably bigger ones. Felt bad for the girl half-way through.

(H/T 101GG)

Link 8 Jun 48 notes FOX Soccer Blog: Real Madrid players struggle mightily with one sentence of English»

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Knowing how international the game of soccer is, and especially in a mixed locker room like Real Madrid’s, it’s still quite hilarious how some players still manage to not speak a lick of English.

That point is proven once again in this blooper video courtesy of Goal.com, which shows…

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From Wade and I’s romantic walk through Central Park.

Link 28 May 27 notes FOX Soccer Blog: PUMA throws flashmob for Dortmund, team could not care less»

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First thing’s first: You have to give PUMA some credit for supporting their team, even when they are down. Their timing, however, could not have been worse.

Borussia Dortmund had just lost the UEFA Champions League final. It was their biggest game of the year, and probably the biggest game…

Photo 27 May And on my birthday, I did the impossible. Forget #Istanbul or the Red Sox in ‘04. I am #God

And on my birthday, I did the impossible. Forget #Istanbul or the Red Sox in ‘04. I am #God

Video 23 May 11 notes

foxsoccer:

Oh boy.

A referee of a German amateur soccer game confused goalposts in perhaps the most unique officiating gaffe we’ve seen in a long time.

Altona striker Patrick Westermann unleashed an excellent half-volley from 30 yards out, dumbfounding the Marschlande keeper who just managed to palm it away for a corner. Or so he thought. Unfortunately, with the game being played on an (american) football pitch, the ball rebounded off the goal and back into play. Mistaking the yellow upright for the goal’s crossbar, the referee amazingly let the goal stand!

Weird, but a lesson learned.

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there are people who think kit kats taste good

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